So- I haven't forgotten about my blog to all my fans or followers out there! I am just kidding! But I have just not had anything to write about.
I still really don't but I do have to say -something weird has happened to me. I have somehow become a P1. ( a P1 is someone who listens to the ticket all day everyday.) This is really strange and out of character for me and I am not sure how my husband swung this one. He listens everyday- AND talks about it all day when I come home from work. He is obsessed with the ticket. What I don't get is why am I? I hate sports- I can watch like 1/2 a cowboy game and then I have to go take a bath or something. I can watch a full basketball game without knowing which team is which and I normally cheer when a team other than the Mavs scores bc it's just too fast paced for this brain. (Side-Note if I am sitting on the couch I can hardly see the 56" TV. I really need to get my eyes checked. ) I love to go to the Rangers games but that is just to get on the jumbo screen, eat a hot dog and people watch! I have no idea how to read that scoreboard, nor can I see it! And I don't know why I like to get on the jumbo screen bc like every time I have I have leaned over to Lucas and said something like" That girl's hair is way to bleach blond," then he points out that was me! It's really weird. He couldn't be happier though! I know he is thinking I am not going to complain that sports are always on in the house! ( I still am- I have to complain about something) The even weirder thing is- I really like listening to the Ticket! I don't know why I have changed into a guy! I thinks it's because I secretly wanna be one of those wife's of a P1 whose husband sends in a picture of her, and says "my wife listens" and they all talk about how hot I am! I mean if you have a trophy , put it on a shelf! ( 1/2-way JK!) We will see how long my sports talk radio days last, I just kind of got tired of Rush and the guys- they can nail a subject into the ground and make you really hate everything going on around you! Anyways gotta go and listen to the Ticket- Tom Grieves (spelling) is on and he lives in the parents neighborhood! Holla!
Lata Playa!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
My Weird Husband!
The weekend is finally here, and I have a huge set of plans again! I bet I will not get anything done.
Luke and I are going to The Keg for dinner tonight, which I am very excited about, I have never had it. I did look online at the nutritional facts and this is really not a good choice before Memorial Day at the lake house! I am going to jog on the tread before we go. Let's pray I can have a little self control. Maybe just a few bites of the appetizer, not trying to make up for what my husband isn't eating. Which by the way, I hope our children someday get his eating habits. Luke will go to Subway and ask for the Mini sandwich and not finish it. If he goes to Pot Belly's 1/2 of the sandwich is hard for him to finish. We will go to Mexican and he will not touch the chips and queso, he is saving room for his dang tacos. He must get embarrassed by his wife bc I just pick up the bowl of queso and pour it in my mouth- so I guess I don't really need chips either! If he orders tacos he will eat one- ONE! When he goes out on a limb and gets nachos, two with a jalapeno on top is good for him. He will actually push the plate away and do the rub the belly- burp thing you do when you are stuffed. While my eyes are going from my plate to his, I have licked everything off of my plate and I am trying to figure out how I can justify eating the rest of his nachos. He also has to get a to go box everywhere we go. Now I have asked him to stop doing that- he will say "No Scoots this will be a great snack later on tonight" Snack? you mean dinner- you just had a snack- one nacho is not freaking dinner. And by the way- he will never eat the leftovers. I think the whole time we have been together he has never touched any left overs he brings home. They do somehow disappear though. I have a huge problem with leftovers. I have no control over myself when there are leftovers, which is why I never bring them home. I have it stuck in my head that once you put them in the fridge, all the fat goes away. Like we went to BJ's the other night and he ordered the mini pizza and ate one piece. He's a guy! How does he do that? Luckily he left the pizza in the car overnight- so I didn't finish it off.
I am not really sure why I just went down that road, but I can continue to make fun of Luke. He does a lot of weird things. Like when he gets home from work, he doesn't sit down until he goes to bed. He stands to watch TV. He stands in front of the TV, not leaning on anything arms crossed with one hand in his mouth bc he didn't quite get those nails down to the quick earlier in the day. I sit all day at work, sit in the car, and I don't even stand up to come in the house- I scoot. I hate to stand. He has an awful gag reflex and it is so over dramatic. If he drinks something and it for some reason gags him, we both have to be silent for about 10 minutes and he has his head down( he is still standing, I would totally have sat if it was happening to me!) and he has one finger in the air letting me know it's not going to be much longer. I know he is going to survive when he takes a big breath and lifts his head up. He sleep walks, which always ends in him peeing somewhere- like he will get up and sleep walk outside and potty in the bushes. It's really weird. I have never seen a guy have a bigger bond with a tea-cup chihuahua. They are inseparable. The second he gets home she is attached to his hip! He loves her so much, she hates me by the way. He will stand up straight and pat his knees and she will jump into his arms. It's crazy! They both love to watch movies and eat skittles together. Going back to the food thing, like three weeks ago he said he bought some peanut M&M's. He had them in his car and didn't even eat them that day- three days later he pulls out a bag of M&M's from his pocket, he has eaten like 1 or 2 but he is carrying them around with him- Why? in case he gets the urge to eat one more. I mean who actually shakes 1 M&M out of the bag into their hand? Lucas! If I let my self buy a bag of M&M's- a jumbo bag , would have been finished before I even got in line and I would actually be able to say, after they rang me up, " you can just throw away the empty bag"
I guess opposites attract. Lucas is so laid back, go with the flow, nice, always has a smile on his face, fun, great guy. I only smile for pictures, am high strung, anxious, moody, temper could go at any time, stressed out- I will stop there! Just a few more reason why this is going to be a long marriage for Luke!
Anyways hopefully I will get stuff done this weekend, but I am not banking on it! I wonder how much of a 8 oz filet Lucas will bring home tonight?
Luke and I are going to The Keg for dinner tonight, which I am very excited about, I have never had it. I did look online at the nutritional facts and this is really not a good choice before Memorial Day at the lake house! I am going to jog on the tread before we go. Let's pray I can have a little self control. Maybe just a few bites of the appetizer, not trying to make up for what my husband isn't eating. Which by the way, I hope our children someday get his eating habits. Luke will go to Subway and ask for the Mini sandwich and not finish it. If he goes to Pot Belly's 1/2 of the sandwich is hard for him to finish. We will go to Mexican and he will not touch the chips and queso, he is saving room for his dang tacos. He must get embarrassed by his wife bc I just pick up the bowl of queso and pour it in my mouth- so I guess I don't really need chips either! If he orders tacos he will eat one- ONE! When he goes out on a limb and gets nachos, two with a jalapeno on top is good for him. He will actually push the plate away and do the rub the belly- burp thing you do when you are stuffed. While my eyes are going from my plate to his, I have licked everything off of my plate and I am trying to figure out how I can justify eating the rest of his nachos. He also has to get a to go box everywhere we go. Now I have asked him to stop doing that- he will say "No Scoots this will be a great snack later on tonight" Snack? you mean dinner- you just had a snack- one nacho is not freaking dinner. And by the way- he will never eat the leftovers. I think the whole time we have been together he has never touched any left overs he brings home. They do somehow disappear though. I have a huge problem with leftovers. I have no control over myself when there are leftovers, which is why I never bring them home. I have it stuck in my head that once you put them in the fridge, all the fat goes away. Like we went to BJ's the other night and he ordered the mini pizza and ate one piece. He's a guy! How does he do that? Luckily he left the pizza in the car overnight- so I didn't finish it off.
I am not really sure why I just went down that road, but I can continue to make fun of Luke. He does a lot of weird things. Like when he gets home from work, he doesn't sit down until he goes to bed. He stands to watch TV. He stands in front of the TV, not leaning on anything arms crossed with one hand in his mouth bc he didn't quite get those nails down to the quick earlier in the day. I sit all day at work, sit in the car, and I don't even stand up to come in the house- I scoot. I hate to stand. He has an awful gag reflex and it is so over dramatic. If he drinks something and it for some reason gags him, we both have to be silent for about 10 minutes and he has his head down( he is still standing, I would totally have sat if it was happening to me!) and he has one finger in the air letting me know it's not going to be much longer. I know he is going to survive when he takes a big breath and lifts his head up. He sleep walks, which always ends in him peeing somewhere- like he will get up and sleep walk outside and potty in the bushes. It's really weird. I have never seen a guy have a bigger bond with a tea-cup chihuahua. They are inseparable. The second he gets home she is attached to his hip! He loves her so much, she hates me by the way. He will stand up straight and pat his knees and she will jump into his arms. It's crazy! They both love to watch movies and eat skittles together. Going back to the food thing, like three weeks ago he said he bought some peanut M&M's. He had them in his car and didn't even eat them that day- three days later he pulls out a bag of M&M's from his pocket, he has eaten like 1 or 2 but he is carrying them around with him- Why? in case he gets the urge to eat one more. I mean who actually shakes 1 M&M out of the bag into their hand? Lucas! If I let my self buy a bag of M&M's- a jumbo bag , would have been finished before I even got in line and I would actually be able to say, after they rang me up, " you can just throw away the empty bag"
I guess opposites attract. Lucas is so laid back, go with the flow, nice, always has a smile on his face, fun, great guy. I only smile for pictures, am high strung, anxious, moody, temper could go at any time, stressed out- I will stop there! Just a few more reason why this is going to be a long marriage for Luke!
Anyways hopefully I will get stuff done this weekend, but I am not banking on it! I wonder how much of a 8 oz filet Lucas will bring home tonight?
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Fame!
Being Famous, really I am surprised I am not by now. It has always been a dream of mine, and somewhere in the back of my mind I always thought I would be. I kind of always thought whether I am famous for my humor, hair, queen voice- QUICK side-note, the "QUEEN" voice was my singing voice when I was a little girl. I was riding in the back of Mom's BMW (The "We Car" as I called it and when I would see another BMW I would point it out and say "There's a We Car" What can I say I have always had good taste! )So I was riding in the back at about age 3 or 4 Mom and Linz in the front seat, when I lean forward and say," Do y'all want to hear my Queen voice?" Annoyed with me as they always were because I am sure I had just thrown a huge fit or something- they were both like " Yes, whatever Jo" We were listening to Melissa Manchester, "Don't cry out loud" or "Send in the Clowns"(greatness) and I started singing. They were both in shock, how could a 3 year old have such a large loud voice- anyways it was really pretty good and I always thought I would somehow be a country singer or something. I can still rock that song too, a couple weeks ago I downloaded her greatest hits on ITunes and showed Lucas, he was also in shock. But he hears my "Queen Voice" all the time- after a few miller lights our house turns into a freakin' Celine Dion concert in Vegas!!
I also always was told how I had beautiful hair all my life, now I am very short, 5'5, that's a lie- I am actually 5' 1, but anyways I thought I would grow up to be a hair model someday. They could stick me on a box with 4" heels! I could swing it around for Vidal Sasson. Never happened, yet. I thought I would someday find fame by my sense of humor, also hasn't happened, but again I have never pursued these things. I just expect them to happen. Like I think I live in a dream "movie" world. I have watched too many movies were stuff just happens to ordinary people. And y'all know I am pretty lazy. I guess I think I am like Forest Gump or something.
I can remember my first lottery ticket I ever bought- I was like 21 and the jackpot was like billions, I seriously thought I was going to win. Like I made plans to win. I had already planned on paying off my parents house, dropping out of UTA, bc who needs a degree when you are a billionaire, hiring my sister as my assistant- didn't really need an assistant just thought she'd be a great shopping buddy and we all know Linz can shop, and getting a full set of Louis Vuitton luggage. But to my complete shock, I did not win, which I found very odd- I mean what are the chances? I was pretty upset after that loss to say the least, being the drama queen I am I probably had trouble getting out of bed the next couple days. I think I was pretty down- I really wanted that luggage!
When I was little I wanted to marry Micheal Jackson ( my Dad wasn't on board with that idea-could you imagine MJ being his son- in-law! Both of them at the Golf Club of Dallas together? In their golf shirts and masks!), dance like Janet Jackson, and Sing like Whitney Houston! I think I wanted to be black! Anyways those are pretty big dreams, I didn't want to be a lawyer (shocking, with these brains?), doctor, NOPE- just famous.
And this is something that I was still holding on to when I was 19. I mean I was still thinking I was going to be famous somehow. I can tell you a story about a big mistake I made all in the name of fame! So I am in college in Mississippi, and I am at the Billiards Club, I always went there because they believed I was Lindsey Worsham, not Jodie, and they had penny pitchers and fish bowls. This was back in my liquor days! I am sitting there with our fish bowl, which is a big fish bowl full of blue dye and Everclear, there were like 5 straws and everyone shared it. As I am looking around, mouth on the straw as if I can't remove it until there is no more water in that bowl, I notice a few things. 1. No one else is drinking out of the bowl but me which can't be good and 2. this big bouncer guy. He is big, in a tight black shirt, baseball cap, you've seen him a million times. Now what struck me was not his bulging muscles but what was around that muscle. He had a barbwire Pamela Anderson style Tattoo. I was fascinated. I thought, after too much fish bowl, that was awesome. He had a tattoo that showed even when he had short sleeves on. I wanted a tattoo that showed even when I had capris on. That's it- light bulb moment- So I try to remove myself from the bowl full of Everclear and ice-well, just ice now, and go grab my friends, bc I am getting a tattoo and I am getting one now. SO we all go up to the tattoo bar, oddly I am the only who was getting one, but even weirder no one tried to talk me out of it! SO I decide I am going to get a cross, a pink one, on my foot. My parents can't be mad about that right? I am showing my love for my God, so naturally they could never be mad. After convincing the tattoo artist I hadn't been drinking a fish bowl and I can see that he is in front of me, he starts talking to me about the cross. I think he must had been atheist or something because he convinces me that I shouldn't get a cross because what if I change my religion someday. He was brilliant- after a fish bowl, I was convinced I would possibly change from being a christian someday, what if I decided to be Muslim? SO the cross was out, that was a close one, and now I have it. I would like a pink star please sir, why you ask because I want to be a "Star" someday. No amount of fame could make up for that pain, or the tearful phone call I had to make to "The Lady" to tell her I got a tattoo. Her response (though tears) "I bet you have hepatitis" I had kept it a secret for like a year, but had to tell her when Sheryl asked me to baby sit the girls for a weekend. I knew Ali would notice it, and it was like 100 degrees, I had to wear capris- not jeans, socks and shoes. That weekend Ali comes into the kitchen and she had drawn a star on her foot! I think I got on to her and then took her to get solar nails or something bc I felt bad!
Needless to say I regret the tat, and it will be removed someday, hopefully before I am in carpool line at Oakridge. Apparently I think I am still gonna win the lotto if I am banking on our kids going to Oakridge! Again Lucas, it's gonna be a long marriage, bc I still want that luggage too!
Talk to y'all later!
I also always was told how I had beautiful hair all my life, now I am very short, 5'5, that's a lie- I am actually 5' 1, but anyways I thought I would grow up to be a hair model someday. They could stick me on a box with 4" heels! I could swing it around for Vidal Sasson. Never happened, yet. I thought I would someday find fame by my sense of humor, also hasn't happened, but again I have never pursued these things. I just expect them to happen. Like I think I live in a dream "movie" world. I have watched too many movies were stuff just happens to ordinary people. And y'all know I am pretty lazy. I guess I think I am like Forest Gump or something.
I can remember my first lottery ticket I ever bought- I was like 21 and the jackpot was like billions, I seriously thought I was going to win. Like I made plans to win. I had already planned on paying off my parents house, dropping out of UTA, bc who needs a degree when you are a billionaire, hiring my sister as my assistant- didn't really need an assistant just thought she'd be a great shopping buddy and we all know Linz can shop, and getting a full set of Louis Vuitton luggage. But to my complete shock, I did not win, which I found very odd- I mean what are the chances? I was pretty upset after that loss to say the least, being the drama queen I am I probably had trouble getting out of bed the next couple days. I think I was pretty down- I really wanted that luggage!
When I was little I wanted to marry Micheal Jackson ( my Dad wasn't on board with that idea-could you imagine MJ being his son- in-law! Both of them at the Golf Club of Dallas together? In their golf shirts and masks!), dance like Janet Jackson, and Sing like Whitney Houston! I think I wanted to be black! Anyways those are pretty big dreams, I didn't want to be a lawyer (shocking, with these brains?), doctor, NOPE- just famous.
And this is something that I was still holding on to when I was 19. I mean I was still thinking I was going to be famous somehow. I can tell you a story about a big mistake I made all in the name of fame! So I am in college in Mississippi, and I am at the Billiards Club, I always went there because they believed I was Lindsey Worsham, not Jodie, and they had penny pitchers and fish bowls. This was back in my liquor days! I am sitting there with our fish bowl, which is a big fish bowl full of blue dye and Everclear, there were like 5 straws and everyone shared it. As I am looking around, mouth on the straw as if I can't remove it until there is no more water in that bowl, I notice a few things. 1. No one else is drinking out of the bowl but me which can't be good and 2. this big bouncer guy. He is big, in a tight black shirt, baseball cap, you've seen him a million times. Now what struck me was not his bulging muscles but what was around that muscle. He had a barbwire Pamela Anderson style Tattoo. I was fascinated. I thought, after too much fish bowl, that was awesome. He had a tattoo that showed even when he had short sleeves on. I wanted a tattoo that showed even when I had capris on. That's it- light bulb moment- So I try to remove myself from the bowl full of Everclear and ice-well, just ice now, and go grab my friends, bc I am getting a tattoo and I am getting one now. SO we all go up to the tattoo bar, oddly I am the only who was getting one, but even weirder no one tried to talk me out of it! SO I decide I am going to get a cross, a pink one, on my foot. My parents can't be mad about that right? I am showing my love for my God, so naturally they could never be mad. After convincing the tattoo artist I hadn't been drinking a fish bowl and I can see that he is in front of me, he starts talking to me about the cross. I think he must had been atheist or something because he convinces me that I shouldn't get a cross because what if I change my religion someday. He was brilliant- after a fish bowl, I was convinced I would possibly change from being a christian someday, what if I decided to be Muslim? SO the cross was out, that was a close one, and now I have it. I would like a pink star please sir, why you ask because I want to be a "Star" someday. No amount of fame could make up for that pain, or the tearful phone call I had to make to "The Lady" to tell her I got a tattoo. Her response (though tears) "I bet you have hepatitis" I had kept it a secret for like a year, but had to tell her when Sheryl asked me to baby sit the girls for a weekend. I knew Ali would notice it, and it was like 100 degrees, I had to wear capris- not jeans, socks and shoes. That weekend Ali comes into the kitchen and she had drawn a star on her foot! I think I got on to her and then took her to get solar nails or something bc I felt bad!
Needless to say I regret the tat, and it will be removed someday, hopefully before I am in carpool line at Oakridge. Apparently I think I am still gonna win the lotto if I am banking on our kids going to Oakridge! Again Lucas, it's gonna be a long marriage, bc I still want that luggage too!
Talk to y'all later!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Republic Glass and Mirror!
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Tuesday, May 12, 2009
The Things I Love- This one is boring!
I am going to talk about a few things I love, because I realized I was posting all negative things. SO here a few things that really make me happy. I am going to list things besides the obvious, my husband,my family, my dogs etc. ( WARNING....... this blog is super boring!)
1. I really love cold weather, like snow, ice and all. I love to be cold. So obviously I love winter clothes, I love a good black turtle neck- it makes your hair look good and looks great with jeans and heels.
2.I love how Hadley calls me Aunt Godie, I hope no one ever corrects her. I hope CJ calls me that also! And it's funny because I got return address stickers in the mail, and they have our address but the name is GORDIE WARD! I would have kept them if it said Godie!
3. I love to read all about other people on face book, I am kind of addicted. I would think restraining orders could be in the future! JK, sort of! I am just glad I am not in high school with that stuff, I would have been so psycho. I used to drive by guy's ( Luke's ) houses like everyday and I called it stalking. Could you imagine me with a FB in high school. I would probably be in jail!
4. I love my kitchen in my house, it is so cute. We got so lucky thanks to our Favorite Aunt Sheryl~ ( she insists we call her that,even though we did not think that through the whole process of buying our house- we put another word in front of Aunt Sheryl that started with a"F"! JK You know we love you and you were saying the same word in front of my name! )
5. Clean sheets
6. Oreo cookies and milk- it's really the only sweets I like, so we never have them in our house- oh and peanut M&M's - they get me every time. AND mini snickers, not a big snickers bar, I would never eat those calories but I could eat 50 minis and not feel bad at all! Maybe I do like sweets. Hang on I gotta run to the gas station and get some candy!
7.Anything with diamonds- so this is going to be a long marriage for Luke. My parents help me start collecting nice jewelery very young! They created a monster! Yurman at 16, but I love it! Ask Mary Elyn about her first X-Mas with us and the Louis Vuittons, she was in shock! Again, good luck Lucas and thank Ole' Slick Rick!
8. I love Pei Wei, it is the best place ever. I mean I know it is like over 1000 calories for the Chicken Pad Thai, (no tofu extra chicken, two spoons of the chili paste) But it is so worth every dimple on my thighs that it may bring. I am literally obsessed. I do not let myself eat it but like once a month now. You have to roll me out of there too. It's like I am in an eating contest when I am there and I have to eat it all. I guess I imagine an Asian guy cramming hot dogs in his mouth! Oh and about 1 hour later, The "Worsham" stomach issues kick in and I regret it big time. But it's kind of like having another baby after your first, you some how forget all the pain of the first one!
9. I love that I could keep going on about Pei Wei and other restaurants I love! Luke swears no one gets happier about eating than me! He thinks it is so funny! I think he may not like the outcome someday! When I am 200 lbs! JK!
10. I love the smell of my Mom, she has always worn Cartier and Boucheron. I can be anywhere and smell it and think of her. I love when she gets me either of those perfumes for X-mas! I feel so elegant!
11. I love how every time my Dad sprays cologne in the morning he sneezes like 500 times. It reminds me of my childhood. It is like every time!
12. Another thing about my Dad, when he sprays his hair with hairspray he he puts his hand like a visor right at the top of his forehead like an old lady in the beauty shop with blue hair would! You should really see it sometime! It will crack you up!
13. I love that Lucas always has a fun fact to tell everyone. Now these fun facts are NOT ever really true, and he tells them most on vacations. Like he will meet someone from Canada and start shooting out all these facts about America and Texas. I just look at him in shock sometimes, because I think he really thinks he can just make things up and they are true just because someone is not from Arlington!
14. Nail biting, I love that Luke does it because my Dad used to always. I know it is awful, but it reminds me of him and they both have really short fingers! It's funny!
15. I love to punch numbers on a calculator. I like to see if I can guess what the outcome will be before it comes up, I NEVER can. I'm never even in the same ballpark!
16. When I was in middle school and high school, I used to try to learn all the words to rap songs so the guys would think I was awesome! SO now I love to put on old songs and see if I still can flow! I can't!
17. I love to think about the old good memories from our lake house! Like when Cory and I would perform " The lime and the coconut" on the top dock for everyone, or Linz and I playing Barbies in that small closet in the parents bedroom, Tab ( the only golden retriever who wouldn't swim) we would throw a stick in the lake and if it was too far he literally would not go get it- some retriever, Cory's college friends coming down and staying for like a week after they had already been skiing for a week and my parents never thinking, "Hmmmm shouldn't they be back at Ole Miss?" - on that same note the time his friend jumped over the fence to catch a football and his shoes got stuck perfectly in the fence but he was no longer in those shoes!, Boating to the "Gone in 60 seconds" soundtrack or "Sopranos" soundtrack, jumping off the top dock with Katie and Ericka Jo and Katie literally lost her top, it sank!, Rio Mar, the best Mexican place ever until Mom saw a rat, jet ski's, Charlie's cooking, Carly's boys bathing suit!
18. I love that the "things that I love post" is so boring! I am wittier when I am being negative! Is that a problem?
19. I love that I am done with this post- It's my blog I can stop at 19. And I love that!
1. I really love cold weather, like snow, ice and all. I love to be cold. So obviously I love winter clothes, I love a good black turtle neck- it makes your hair look good and looks great with jeans and heels.
2.I love how Hadley calls me Aunt Godie, I hope no one ever corrects her. I hope CJ calls me that also! And it's funny because I got return address stickers in the mail, and they have our address but the name is GORDIE WARD! I would have kept them if it said Godie!
3. I love to read all about other people on face book, I am kind of addicted. I would think restraining orders could be in the future! JK, sort of! I am just glad I am not in high school with that stuff, I would have been so psycho. I used to drive by guy's ( Luke's ) houses like everyday and I called it stalking. Could you imagine me with a FB in high school. I would probably be in jail!
4. I love my kitchen in my house, it is so cute. We got so lucky thanks to our Favorite Aunt Sheryl~ ( she insists we call her that,even though we did not think that through the whole process of buying our house- we put another word in front of Aunt Sheryl that started with a"F"! JK You know we love you and you were saying the same word in front of my name! )
5. Clean sheets
6. Oreo cookies and milk- it's really the only sweets I like, so we never have them in our house- oh and peanut M&M's - they get me every time. AND mini snickers, not a big snickers bar, I would never eat those calories but I could eat 50 minis and not feel bad at all! Maybe I do like sweets. Hang on I gotta run to the gas station and get some candy!
7.Anything with diamonds- so this is going to be a long marriage for Luke. My parents help me start collecting nice jewelery very young! They created a monster! Yurman at 16, but I love it! Ask Mary Elyn about her first X-Mas with us and the Louis Vuittons, she was in shock! Again, good luck Lucas and thank Ole' Slick Rick!
8. I love Pei Wei, it is the best place ever. I mean I know it is like over 1000 calories for the Chicken Pad Thai, (no tofu extra chicken, two spoons of the chili paste) But it is so worth every dimple on my thighs that it may bring. I am literally obsessed. I do not let myself eat it but like once a month now. You have to roll me out of there too. It's like I am in an eating contest when I am there and I have to eat it all. I guess I imagine an Asian guy cramming hot dogs in his mouth! Oh and about 1 hour later, The "Worsham" stomach issues kick in and I regret it big time. But it's kind of like having another baby after your first, you some how forget all the pain of the first one!
9. I love that I could keep going on about Pei Wei and other restaurants I love! Luke swears no one gets happier about eating than me! He thinks it is so funny! I think he may not like the outcome someday! When I am 200 lbs! JK!
10. I love the smell of my Mom, she has always worn Cartier and Boucheron. I can be anywhere and smell it and think of her. I love when she gets me either of those perfumes for X-mas! I feel so elegant!
11. I love how every time my Dad sprays cologne in the morning he sneezes like 500 times. It reminds me of my childhood. It is like every time!
12. Another thing about my Dad, when he sprays his hair with hairspray he he puts his hand like a visor right at the top of his forehead like an old lady in the beauty shop with blue hair would! You should really see it sometime! It will crack you up!
13. I love that Lucas always has a fun fact to tell everyone. Now these fun facts are NOT ever really true, and he tells them most on vacations. Like he will meet someone from Canada and start shooting out all these facts about America and Texas. I just look at him in shock sometimes, because I think he really thinks he can just make things up and they are true just because someone is not from Arlington!
14. Nail biting, I love that Luke does it because my Dad used to always. I know it is awful, but it reminds me of him and they both have really short fingers! It's funny!
15. I love to punch numbers on a calculator. I like to see if I can guess what the outcome will be before it comes up, I NEVER can. I'm never even in the same ballpark!
16. When I was in middle school and high school, I used to try to learn all the words to rap songs so the guys would think I was awesome! SO now I love to put on old songs and see if I still can flow! I can't!
17. I love to think about the old good memories from our lake house! Like when Cory and I would perform " The lime and the coconut" on the top dock for everyone, or Linz and I playing Barbies in that small closet in the parents bedroom, Tab ( the only golden retriever who wouldn't swim) we would throw a stick in the lake and if it was too far he literally would not go get it- some retriever, Cory's college friends coming down and staying for like a week after they had already been skiing for a week and my parents never thinking, "Hmmmm shouldn't they be back at Ole Miss?" - on that same note the time his friend jumped over the fence to catch a football and his shoes got stuck perfectly in the fence but he was no longer in those shoes!, Boating to the "Gone in 60 seconds" soundtrack or "Sopranos" soundtrack, jumping off the top dock with Katie and Ericka Jo and Katie literally lost her top, it sank!, Rio Mar, the best Mexican place ever until Mom saw a rat, jet ski's, Charlie's cooking, Carly's boys bathing suit!
18. I love that the "things that I love post" is so boring! I am wittier when I am being negative! Is that a problem?
19. I love that I am done with this post- It's my blog I can stop at 19. And I love that!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Weekends
Weekends........ They are never long enough are they? I always have great intentions for them too. Like I am going to get in a 2 hour workout both Saturday and Sunday or I am going to get all my laundry done, or take back wedding gifts that have been sitting in the pink room since before the wedding( our pretty girly guest room, that will someday be our nursery! NOT ANY TIME SOON! Calm down Luke! ), organize drawers and closets, paint the blue room and our cabinets in our bathroom, get new doors for every room in our house, finish decorating our bedroom, purchase pieces of furniture that we still need for the house, etc.
But instead this weekend, Saturday I got my eyelashes and eyebrows done, that took 1 hour. After that I did nothing but run to Hobby Lobby and Hemispheres bc my husband was making fun of my eyebrows so I had to get out!( Which a little side-note,I am not really sure why I keep getting my eyebrows dyed. You would think I would have learned my lesson after like the 20th time I have gotten them done and end up looking like Groucho Marks (spelling?). I mean I come home with caterpillars on my head. They don't turn into butterflies by the way!Isn't the definition of insanity performing the same act over and over and expecting different results? Love that when I saw my Dad this morning that's the first thing he mentioned, he couldn't grasp why I have blonde hair and black brows.) ANYWAYS- We ran up to the Highlands to grab a bite at like 9:00. Thats how long it took me after that 1:30 appt to get ready and get out the door. By the way, we were not dressed badly but not looking the cutest. We drive past Splittsville, and see that they have a live band on the patio and of course they are playing Skynard, which sucks Lucas in! So we park and decide we will just get an appetizer and listen to music. We go up to the door and this big black bouncer guy is standing outside. I mean he is like a hardcore bouncer you see in the movies, like 300 lbs with an ear piece that connects him to someone inside. We walk up, I am in my staple, capris and a black shirt, pink flip flops- Lucas is in cute plaid shorts a polo and flip flops, oh and he has on a hat. (Shocking!) The guy takes one look at us and says " Are you two familiar with our dresscode?" Which was kind of like a "Here's your sign moment" BC NO we aren't if you are asking us. If we were familiar with it then we would be dressed appropriately and the question would not be asked. Anyways, he points to a large sign next to him. There is a long list that basically we were in violation of everything. Sorry I didnt have on my coach shoes, hat,purse and jacket like the other girls around me! The list was ridiculous like, no capris, no flip flops, no hats, you can't have highlights, if you have green eyes turn around, no hoodies, only Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren, if your name starts with a "J" or "L" back the eff up. You get the point. SO anyways we left. I mean I know capris and bowling shoes would not be my best look bc I have cankles, but who was he to judge. IT'S A BOWLING ALLEY! I would think the dress code would be "white trash, bud heavy and pack of Marlboros" I was a little disappointed to say the least. We ended up eating at BJ's and going home and listening to Skynard on our Ipod speakers on OUR patio! We showed them!
Sunday again good intentions, instead ended up watching Benjamin Button again, can't get enough of Brad P on that motorcycle. That is some good acting on his part! And then watched half of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Classic! So basically nothing was accomplished.
Also Saturday I did run up to "Hot Nail may I help u", and got a pedicure. I somehow managed to match my flip flops exactly with the color I choose. Bad thing is I don't really even like the color. Sometimes I really wonder about myself and the choices I make.
It was Mother's day though and I do want to say a few things. The Lady is the most beautiful mother anyone could ever have. Inside and Out. It was so great to get to spend some time with her and the rest of the family. My mom is a friend and a mother which is a great combination. I am finding as I grow older that I am totally turning into her, which may or may not be great for the marriage! JK.
And I got to see Calio Iglesias, who by the way had on his cutest outfit yet! He looked like a little golfer. I will post a pic later!
Also, my family put so much pressure on me. They went on and on about how funny my blogs are. Though I love the compliments, I am only one woman and can't possible always be everything to everyone. I feel like I am going to disappoint! Sorry Ya'll! I have kind of had bloggers block!
LOVE :)
But instead this weekend, Saturday I got my eyelashes and eyebrows done, that took 1 hour. After that I did nothing but run to Hobby Lobby and Hemispheres bc my husband was making fun of my eyebrows so I had to get out!( Which a little side-note,I am not really sure why I keep getting my eyebrows dyed. You would think I would have learned my lesson after like the 20th time I have gotten them done and end up looking like Groucho Marks (spelling?). I mean I come home with caterpillars on my head. They don't turn into butterflies by the way!Isn't the definition of insanity performing the same act over and over and expecting different results? Love that when I saw my Dad this morning that's the first thing he mentioned, he couldn't grasp why I have blonde hair and black brows.) ANYWAYS- We ran up to the Highlands to grab a bite at like 9:00. Thats how long it took me after that 1:30 appt to get ready and get out the door. By the way, we were not dressed badly but not looking the cutest. We drive past Splittsville, and see that they have a live band on the patio and of course they are playing Skynard, which sucks Lucas in! So we park and decide we will just get an appetizer and listen to music. We go up to the door and this big black bouncer guy is standing outside. I mean he is like a hardcore bouncer you see in the movies, like 300 lbs with an ear piece that connects him to someone inside. We walk up, I am in my staple, capris and a black shirt, pink flip flops- Lucas is in cute plaid shorts a polo and flip flops, oh and he has on a hat. (Shocking!) The guy takes one look at us and says " Are you two familiar with our dresscode?" Which was kind of like a "Here's your sign moment" BC NO we aren't if you are asking us. If we were familiar with it then we would be dressed appropriately and the question would not be asked. Anyways, he points to a large sign next to him. There is a long list that basically we were in violation of everything. Sorry I didnt have on my coach shoes, hat,purse and jacket like the other girls around me! The list was ridiculous like, no capris, no flip flops, no hats, you can't have highlights, if you have green eyes turn around, no hoodies, only Hilfiger and Ralph Lauren, if your name starts with a "J" or "L" back the eff up. You get the point. SO anyways we left. I mean I know capris and bowling shoes would not be my best look bc I have cankles, but who was he to judge. IT'S A BOWLING ALLEY! I would think the dress code would be "white trash, bud heavy and pack of Marlboros" I was a little disappointed to say the least. We ended up eating at BJ's and going home and listening to Skynard on our Ipod speakers on OUR patio! We showed them!
Sunday again good intentions, instead ended up watching Benjamin Button again, can't get enough of Brad P on that motorcycle. That is some good acting on his part! And then watched half of Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Classic! So basically nothing was accomplished.
Also Saturday I did run up to "Hot Nail may I help u", and got a pedicure. I somehow managed to match my flip flops exactly with the color I choose. Bad thing is I don't really even like the color. Sometimes I really wonder about myself and the choices I make.
It was Mother's day though and I do want to say a few things. The Lady is the most beautiful mother anyone could ever have. Inside and Out. It was so great to get to spend some time with her and the rest of the family. My mom is a friend and a mother which is a great combination. I am finding as I grow older that I am totally turning into her, which may or may not be great for the marriage! JK.
And I got to see Calio Iglesias, who by the way had on his cutest outfit yet! He looked like a little golfer. I will post a pic later!
Also, my family put so much pressure on me. They went on and on about how funny my blogs are. Though I love the compliments, I am only one woman and can't possible always be everything to everyone. I feel like I am going to disappoint! Sorry Ya'll! I have kind of had bloggers block!
LOVE :)
More Things That Get Under The Skin!
More Things that annoy me..........
31. Twiiter and Tweeting
32. skinny girls who complain that they are fat all the time.
33. people who wear too much self tanner
34. being hungry, like in the morning, can't stand it! Makes me sweat!
35. Rosie O'donnel
36. getting my nails done
37. Simon and Alex on Real Housewives of New York City
38. when movie theater popcorn is not fresh
39. the feeling of newspapers, they make me itch.
40. my eye feels like I was punched and now it is swollen alittle, so thats not making me very happy!
31. Twiiter and Tweeting
32. skinny girls who complain that they are fat all the time.
33. people who wear too much self tanner
34. being hungry, like in the morning, can't stand it! Makes me sweat!
35. Rosie O'donnel
36. getting my nails done
37. Simon and Alex on Real Housewives of New York City
38. when movie theater popcorn is not fresh
39. the feeling of newspapers, they make me itch.
40. my eye feels like I was punched and now it is swollen alittle, so thats not making me very happy!
Thursday, May 7, 2009
This weather is getting alittle old
Hello!
Here are a few thoughts I have for today:
This weather is getting old, the humidity is horrible. I havent had a good hair day since I got my hair cut two weeks ago. I am starting to wonder if I like it, also I am wondering if all of the sudden I went back to puberty and have frizzy hair, or if my blow dryer has broken my hair of. The sales girl at Ulta said I would love the Wiggo, it's " almost as good as the chi!" But seriously it's going to be 90 today 90! It's May 7th really? Are you kidding! I hate summer! Well I was taught not to hate anything but I strongly dislike the heat.
I have to go to a funeral today which will be very sad. Linda was a very spunky lady and would say anything! She could always make you laugh and she gossiped like Dolly Parton on Steel Magnolias! But she is hanging with the big guy now and she is keeping him on his toes! She probably has him in the cutest swing bob! No one could stack the back like Linda!
I am starting to have mini panic attacks bc my Mom-in- Law is already mentioning the lakehouse and the boat. When did swimsuit season get here? Luke's whole family is so skinny! I think I will be too hot in sweats! Maybe I will come down with swine! Then I won't have to be in a bikini! I have been working out like crazy, hopefully magically by memorial day weekend it will show. Like I am expecting miracles here, abs and all! Maybe I need to put down the miller light! I think I would rather be fat then not enjoy a beer! Or a glass of wine, which I am really into Pinot Grigio now(spelling?)
Later!
Here are a few thoughts I have for today:
This weather is getting old, the humidity is horrible. I havent had a good hair day since I got my hair cut two weeks ago. I am starting to wonder if I like it, also I am wondering if all of the sudden I went back to puberty and have frizzy hair, or if my blow dryer has broken my hair of. The sales girl at Ulta said I would love the Wiggo, it's " almost as good as the chi!" But seriously it's going to be 90 today 90! It's May 7th really? Are you kidding! I hate summer! Well I was taught not to hate anything but I strongly dislike the heat.
I have to go to a funeral today which will be very sad. Linda was a very spunky lady and would say anything! She could always make you laugh and she gossiped like Dolly Parton on Steel Magnolias! But she is hanging with the big guy now and she is keeping him on his toes! She probably has him in the cutest swing bob! No one could stack the back like Linda!
I am starting to have mini panic attacks bc my Mom-in- Law is already mentioning the lakehouse and the boat. When did swimsuit season get here? Luke's whole family is so skinny! I think I will be too hot in sweats! Maybe I will come down with swine! Then I won't have to be in a bikini! I have been working out like crazy, hopefully magically by memorial day weekend it will show. Like I am expecting miracles here, abs and all! Maybe I need to put down the miller light! I think I would rather be fat then not enjoy a beer! Or a glass of wine, which I am really into Pinot Grigio now(spelling?)
Later!
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Panera for Lunch!
I think it is really sad that the "Jon and Kate" guy is having an affair. I mean that lady is a really big "B" to him but still, those poor kids are going to have a broken family now. But I will say I think affairs are awful~ I went to grab a quick lunch with my Husband today in Cedar Hill at Panera. ( by the way if you havent tried their greek salad with chicken, dressing and feta cheese on the side, you really need to. I probably eat it like 4 times a week. It is so delish! Also if they ever have samples out of the Asiago bread, do take advantage of that- to die for!) But anyways, I was looking around at women my Mother's age to try and find cute hairstyle(her stylist and dear friend just past away and she has me on a mission to ask any woman around her age where they get their hair done! She hasn't cut her hair since my wedding, I think she should go alittle shorter) but I notcied this creepy couple. Ok you know the annoying couple who share a side in a booth when there is no one else joining them? You know like hey man there is a whole other side- use it! It's like riding "bitch" in a truck, in the middle when there is only two people- no reason for that! Anyways they were super creepy probably in there mid-50's. They were so giddy, like acting like 16 year olds in love. Or better yet middle-schoolers. It was weird I mean I have never seen a bigger smile on a woman's face. They both had on wedding rings, but they weren't married to eachother. NO WAY! I have only been married for about 6 mths but we are newlyweds and have never acted like that in a restaurant unless alcohol is involved- JK! It was all I could watch, they were so out in the open about it. I mean like when they got up they even both put their hands in eachothers back jean pockets! Ok, so if they weren't having an affair, then what marriage seminar did they just come from? No one is that into eachother at 1:00 pm at the Cedar Hill Panera! Not even me and my husband and we never get to go to lunch together and I was so excited. We sat on opposite sides of the table!
It git me thinking how awful affairs are and the poor wife and husband that are at home waiting for their cheating spouse to come home!
I have no clue if they were having an affair- I just assumed.
Just a thought for today-
It git me thinking how awful affairs are and the poor wife and husband that are at home waiting for their cheating spouse to come home!
I have no clue if they were having an affair- I just assumed.
Just a thought for today-
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
American Idol
ok. I DO NOT watch american idol- I decided to not be a part of all that after Taylor whatever won, really what has he done? Anyways, I got finished working out and it was on. I watched one guy ruin Dream On by Aerosmith. Anyone who knows me, knows that is my favorite band and my favorite song by them. But I don't even care that he sang so awful, the judges got me fired up! That new judge, now again I do not watch, whatever her name is with the awful hair-do, said she doesn't think that is that guy's type of Aerosmith, that she would rather hear him sing "older stuff, like Crazy and Cryin'" Are you kidding me? Seriously? Those two songs are older than Dream on? Don't you have to have some music credibility to be on one of the most popular shows in America? I am just sayin'.........
Needless to say- I turned it off after that, bad taste in my mouth, which by the way I think I have a tooth that broke. But that is a whole other blog, it's just really sharp after the tile hit me in the face..........I may schedule a dentist appt tomorrow, maybe it didnt break, maybe they didnt get all my wisdom teeth out when I was 17. Stranger things have happened right? I will be on Webmd if anyone needs me tomorrow.
Work Thought
Last thought until I go home........... I work at a new company that is having a slow start. It is an addition to my father's and brother's glass business. The phones arent ringing too much during the day and I have to find things to do at times, but once it hits 4:00, I have procrastinated the few things I have to do all day that I get so panicked and red in the face trying to get them all done. I mention this bc it happens pretty much everyday........... I am starting to wonder if I can fix this problem.
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Also if anyone needs glass and mirror for their home or business give us a call! Republic Glass and Mirror 972 298 7174!
Things That Annoy Mrs. Ward
In my first post, I mentioned that alot of things annoy me- so here are just a few things that really get under my skin..........
1. Lindsay Lohan ( even though I am so interested in her- g-friend's crazy)
2.If you are watching GMA and looking at Diane Sawyer, the left side of her hair, why is it always so flat?
3.Northern accents, besides New Jersey- thats just funny!
4. whistleing
5.Miley Sirus- even though I get it, still bugs
6.reality TV even though I am addicted to it.
7.The sound my 45 year old treadmill makes when I jog on it
8.Democrats
9.Neighbors who refuse to mow their yard.......... u know who you are! I drive by your house very slow and stare at your house everyday after work.
10.Woman who are total feminist
11. potheads- and the smell of pot-gross
12. people who aren't smart who act like they are smart
13. ripped jeans
14. crocs on adults
15. people who honk, give me the finger, speed around me, ect when I am driving.......
16 my awful vision
17. gold teeth
18. people who wear their clothes too tight
19. Extremists with any religion, like I am totally a christian but I DO NOT need you to preach to me or look down on me. God and I have a deal worked out- don't you worry I am getting up there some how!
20. 80's looking risky business style ray bans that are coming back in style. what is that about- wasn't a good look the first time around.
21. people being politically correct - why all of the sudden do we have to be politically correct? we all survived when people were not being correct- let's just keep going with the flow.
22. gum that loses its flavor
23. people on FB who have over 1000 friends and they aren't famous-seriously
24. People who cuss on blogs, status updates ect. I cuss in real life but I hide it- it makes my husband alittle angry! He says it's "un-lady like" I think it makes a story better.
25. cottage cheese ( the food and on the thighs! )
26. the fact that my sister is naturally very petite- I am not and it totally bugs
27. my brother tries to put me in charge of things, but ends up doing them himself
28. martial arts, wrestling, and anything action movie-ish
29.lazy eyes, they throw me off.
30. being naturally strawberry blonde.
1. Lindsay Lohan ( even though I am so interested in her- g-friend's crazy)
2.If you are watching GMA and looking at Diane Sawyer, the left side of her hair, why is it always so flat?
3.Northern accents, besides New Jersey- thats just funny!
4. whistleing
5.Miley Sirus- even though I get it, still bugs
6.reality TV even though I am addicted to it.
7.The sound my 45 year old treadmill makes when I jog on it
8.Democrats
9.Neighbors who refuse to mow their yard.......... u know who you are! I drive by your house very slow and stare at your house everyday after work.
10.Woman who are total feminist
11. potheads- and the smell of pot-gross
12. people who aren't smart who act like they are smart
13. ripped jeans
14. crocs on adults
15. people who honk, give me the finger, speed around me, ect when I am driving.......
16 my awful vision
17. gold teeth
18. people who wear their clothes too tight
19. Extremists with any religion, like I am totally a christian but I DO NOT need you to preach to me or look down on me. God and I have a deal worked out- don't you worry I am getting up there some how!
20. 80's looking risky business style ray bans that are coming back in style. what is that about- wasn't a good look the first time around.
21. people being politically correct - why all of the sudden do we have to be politically correct? we all survived when people were not being correct- let's just keep going with the flow.
22. gum that loses its flavor
23. people on FB who have over 1000 friends and they aren't famous-seriously
24. People who cuss on blogs, status updates ect. I cuss in real life but I hide it- it makes my husband alittle angry! He says it's "un-lady like" I think it makes a story better.
25. cottage cheese ( the food and on the thighs! )
26. the fact that my sister is naturally very petite- I am not and it totally bugs
27. my brother tries to put me in charge of things, but ends up doing them himself
28. martial arts, wrestling, and anything action movie-ish
29.lazy eyes, they throw me off.
30. being naturally strawberry blonde.
I'M A VIRGIN
VIRGIN TO THE BLOG WORLD!
This is my first blog entry, there will be a lot more, probably funny, entries to come. One thing I will mention, I am a horrible speller and do not really like to take the time to spell check. I dont feel stupid when I spell something wrong. I have a college degree!
Alittle bit about myself, I am a card carrying member of the Republican party. I really miss Mr. Bush! I am married to my "high-school sweetheart"! ( In quotes bc he was my BF in my head!) But I did fall in love with him the day I met him. I am an extreme hypochondriac, pretty much anything someone has, ironically I come down with the same symptoms. For example, I am counting down the days until I get the swine, and I think I have a roach living in my ear bc like 4 months ago I watched the movie Brokedown Palace- so good, if you haven't seen it by the way. I have to keep reminding myself I probably do not have a bug in my ear bc I am not in a prison in Thailand. It's probably just TMJ! I would like to own my own stationary and small gifts boutique someday, by someday I mean once NOBAMA get out of that big white house in D.C.. I am a very tough person, God hasn't always made my life a breeze. I have faced many challenges like being made fun of as a kid, friends dropping me bc they are bitches :), bad boyfriends, huge difficulties in math- like it's bad, I swear sometimes I forget how to count! , I am short and stumpy, terrible anxiety, just to name a few! But through everything I think I come out on top. I am very easily annoyed, and have a horrible temper- plus I will go ahead and admit it, I am VERY moody:). I get my feelings hurt easily, I think in part because people think I am tuff bc I act tuff. I am probably, ask my husband who knows me better than anyone else, one of the most sensitive people on this entire internet. People do not ever really take me seriously , which is another challenge I face everyday and my family still treats me as if I will throw a "youngest child fit" at all times! I'm 25 for the second year, come on! I am very mis-understood, to the point that sometimes I want to scream but I usually end up crying!
That brings me to a great point, which I will probably blog about the most, my family. They are the most amazing people in the world. I have the greatest parents, brother and sister. I marrried into a great, large and at times disfunctional family also! But really, my family could take the cake on disfunctional! I will probably post blogs about that also!
I have been told I have a great personality, I am pretty witty. I don't really think it is because I am that funny, I just think very differently than your normal person! If you would like to know my dream job above the stationary store, to be a comedian on SNL.
Ok so I will stop now, this first blog is pretty boring, but check back often, I am planning on updating often!
oh and my goal in life is to somehow transform into Kim Kardashian, I think she is the prettiest person ever!
Love to all my peps!
This is my first blog entry, there will be a lot more, probably funny, entries to come. One thing I will mention, I am a horrible speller and do not really like to take the time to spell check. I dont feel stupid when I spell something wrong. I have a college degree!
Alittle bit about myself, I am a card carrying member of the Republican party. I really miss Mr. Bush! I am married to my "high-school sweetheart"! ( In quotes bc he was my BF in my head!) But I did fall in love with him the day I met him. I am an extreme hypochondriac, pretty much anything someone has, ironically I come down with the same symptoms. For example, I am counting down the days until I get the swine, and I think I have a roach living in my ear bc like 4 months ago I watched the movie Brokedown Palace- so good, if you haven't seen it by the way. I have to keep reminding myself I probably do not have a bug in my ear bc I am not in a prison in Thailand. It's probably just TMJ! I would like to own my own stationary and small gifts boutique someday, by someday I mean once NOBAMA get out of that big white house in D.C.. I am a very tough person, God hasn't always made my life a breeze. I have faced many challenges like being made fun of as a kid, friends dropping me bc they are bitches :), bad boyfriends, huge difficulties in math- like it's bad, I swear sometimes I forget how to count! , I am short and stumpy, terrible anxiety, just to name a few! But through everything I think I come out on top. I am very easily annoyed, and have a horrible temper- plus I will go ahead and admit it, I am VERY moody:). I get my feelings hurt easily, I think in part because people think I am tuff bc I act tuff. I am probably, ask my husband who knows me better than anyone else, one of the most sensitive people on this entire internet. People do not ever really take me seriously , which is another challenge I face everyday and my family still treats me as if I will throw a "youngest child fit" at all times! I'm 25 for the second year, come on! I am very mis-understood, to the point that sometimes I want to scream but I usually end up crying!
That brings me to a great point, which I will probably blog about the most, my family. They are the most amazing people in the world. I have the greatest parents, brother and sister. I marrried into a great, large and at times disfunctional family also! But really, my family could take the cake on disfunctional! I will probably post blogs about that also!
I have been told I have a great personality, I am pretty witty. I don't really think it is because I am that funny, I just think very differently than your normal person! If you would like to know my dream job above the stationary store, to be a comedian on SNL.
Ok so I will stop now, this first blog is pretty boring, but check back often, I am planning on updating often!
oh and my goal in life is to somehow transform into Kim Kardashian, I think she is the prettiest person ever!
Love to all my peps!
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