VIRGIN TO THE BLOG WORLD!
This is my first blog entry, there will be a lot more, probably funny, entries to come. One thing I will mention, I am a horrible speller and do not really like to take the time to spell check. I dont feel stupid when I spell something wrong. I have a college degree!
Alittle bit about myself, I am a card carrying member of the Republican party. I really miss Mr. Bush! I am married to my "high-school sweetheart"! ( In quotes bc he was my BF in my head!) But I did fall in love with him the day I met him. I am an extreme hypochondriac, pretty much anything someone has, ironically I come down with the same symptoms. For example, I am counting down the days until I get the swine, and I think I have a roach living in my ear bc like 4 months ago I watched the movie Brokedown Palace- so good, if you haven't seen it by the way. I have to keep reminding myself I probably do not have a bug in my ear bc I am not in a prison in Thailand. It's probably just TMJ! I would like to own my own stationary and small gifts boutique someday, by someday I mean once NOBAMA get out of that big white house in D.C.. I am a very tough person, God hasn't always made my life a breeze. I have faced many challenges like being made fun of as a kid, friends dropping me bc they are bitches :), bad boyfriends, huge difficulties in math- like it's bad, I swear sometimes I forget how to count! , I am short and stumpy, terrible anxiety, just to name a few! But through everything I think I come out on top. I am very easily annoyed, and have a horrible temper- plus I will go ahead and admit it, I am VERY moody:). I get my feelings hurt easily, I think in part because people think I am tuff bc I act tuff. I am probably, ask my husband who knows me better than anyone else, one of the most sensitive people on this entire internet. People do not ever really take me seriously , which is another challenge I face everyday and my family still treats me as if I will throw a "youngest child fit" at all times! I'm 25 for the second year, come on! I am very mis-understood, to the point that sometimes I want to scream but I usually end up crying!
That brings me to a great point, which I will probably blog about the most, my family. They are the most amazing people in the world. I have the greatest parents, brother and sister. I marrried into a great, large and at times disfunctional family also! But really, my family could take the cake on disfunctional! I will probably post blogs about that also!
I have been told I have a great personality, I am pretty witty. I don't really think it is because I am that funny, I just think very differently than your normal person! If you would like to know my dream job above the stationary store, to be a comedian on SNL.
Ok so I will stop now, this first blog is pretty boring, but check back often, I am planning on updating often!
oh and my goal in life is to somehow transform into Kim Kardashian, I think she is the prettiest person ever!
Love to all my peps!
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